Top Jokes About New York City (c)

Jokes About Dogs in New York (c)

• Why does it rain in New York?

So the dog poop on the sidewalks can be washed away. 

 

• Why do New Yorkers keep dogs?

So they have a reason to go outside to smoke while talking on their cell phones. 

 

• Who do New York smokers talk to while outside with their cellphones? 

HappyToChatWhileUSmoke.com, the cheapest chat service based in Bangalore India. 

 

• Why is there a pond for miniature sail boats in Central Park?

So that dogs of wealthy residents can get a wash by jumping in the water. 

 

Jokes About Traffic in New York (c)

• Why are there bus lanes in New York? 

So the bicyclists can ride at 70 miles per hour

• Why are there bike lanes in New York?

So the pedicabs and Chinese food delivery boys can go at full speed.

• Why are there pedestrian only zones on some New York streets?

So the European tourists can enjoy a leisurely ride on their rented bicycles

 

       Jokes About New York City neighborhoods (c)

 Why are parts of Brooklyn and Bronx safe to walk around even at 3 am?

There is no unorganized crime in these areas.

 

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